Abigail Unanderra Whore ❤️

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Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

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Welcome to LJ Hooker Wollongong | Corrimal | Shellharbour. Locally owned and operated by one of the longest serving agents in the Illawarra – Martin Merritt.

I run a massage parlor right off Church Street. Yeah, that’s right, I’m that guy easing tension on an ugly day. Unanderra got some streets that’ll knock your socks off – for real, like the zig-zag vibes on Northfield Avenue. The locals even say it’s indescribable – like “Moolaadé” vibes all around, ya know? You step out and bang, there’s charm everywhere.

$7.5m to be spent on new social housing in Unanderra