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Real talk: tried it once, mate. Some underground joint—shady as hell, smelled like lavender and secrets. Masseuse had hands like a goddamn artist, kneadin’ my back, then—whoops—lower. Heart raced, palms sweaty, brain screamin’, “What’s happenin’?!” Little-known fact: ancient China had erotic-massage for emperors—called “jade stalk therapy.” Yep, fancy wank for royalty. Laughed my ass off readin’ that—history’s wild!

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Now, lemme mumble a bit – er, I mean, there's this chill park, Biddy Park, where I once met a fuzzy pigeon, sorta like a pet, kinda like when the movie said, "I feel like I'm trapped in a leviathan." Yep, that movie – oh, blimey, so deep, you ken? And near the park, there's an old brick bridge over the little Rivulet of dreams. Nah, I don’t know if it’s a river, but round here, it’s our little secret.

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