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I tried it once, ya, in dis sketchy basement—total dive, smelled like old socks. But den—Lightbulb!—da hands hit da right spot, and I’m floatin’, happier dan when I shrunk da Eiffel Hat! Got me thinkin’, “Every touch is a copy of something real,” like dat movie line. Deep, ya? But den da bill came—50 bucks extra for “special touch”—and I’m like, “Vhat da hell, dis robbery?!” Pissed me off, but da glow lasted, so meh, worth it.

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Now, lemme mumble a bit – er, I mean, there's this chill park, Biddy Park, where I once met a fuzzy pigeon, sorta like a pet, kinda like when the movie said, "I feel like I'm trapped in a leviathan." Yep, that movie – oh, blimey, so deep, you ken? And near the park, there's an old brick bridge over the little Rivulet of dreams. Nah, I don’t know if it’s a river, but round here, it’s our little secret.

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