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About Perth

Hey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores—yeah, I said it, whores! Tina Fey style, baby, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” vibe. Whore’s a word, right? Gets ya all riled up or giggly, dependin’ on the day. Me, I’m obsessed with *Amélie*—you know, that quirky French flick? So picture this: a whore, struttin’ round Paris, all sassy and bold, like Amélie’s got her back, whisperin’, “Life’s a mystery, unravel it, girl!”

We don't sell houses. We sell homes.

Let me drop some truth: I get mad sometimes at all the tech mumbo jumbo. Why must every city be so digital? I miss the old days, y’know? The days when people actually talked face-to-face in the park, on the benches at Pioneer Park near the river. But now? Everything's an algorithm, a match, a click. And hiss, it drives me nuts!

Council set to rezone land in Monash Drive