Zoe St Andrews Whore ❤️

About Perth

Here’s the quirky bit—met her once, swear she winked at me, old Gandalf! Thought, “Blimey, am I in the game?”—nah, just her magic. She’s got stories, too—heard she tricked some lord outta his gold once, left him pantsless in a barn. Hilarious! Total legend. Surprised me how she’s so… human, y’know? Not just a whore, but a bloody tornado of a person.

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I gotta mention the waves. The beach along Seabreeze Road is epic. You can hear the rollicking sound of the ocean, like a lone guitar in a smoky bar. Spent many nights watchin’ the tide, thinkin’ about life’s mysteries, just like Inside Llewyn Davis said, “It’s always all right, baby.”

Principal farewells St Andrew’s after 18 years