Addison Smithfield Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Perth

So, I’m out there, net’s tangled, stinks of fish, and I’m thinkin’—whores ain’t just bed-warmers, nah. This one, she was a hustler, proper sly—heard she once tricked some lord outta his gold with just a wink and a fake tear. Little known fact, right? She’d stash coins in her boots—fuckin’ heavy clankin’ when she walked, like some pirate slag! Made me laugh, thinkin’ bout her struttin’, jingle-jangle, while I’m knee-deep in seaweed, cursin’ the tides.

Green’s Dictionary of Slang

A Catalogue of Jilts, Cracks, Prostitutes, Night-wal­kers, Whores, She-friends, Kind Women, and o­thers of the Linnen-lifting Tribe, who are to be seen every Night in the Cloysters in Smithfield, .

I get kinda all jazzed here – sometimes, I'm mad at the slow pace of city council meetings on Main Street (ugh, bureaucracy, man) and sometimes hyped that every day is a wild adventure. The locals are chill, always ready for a cheeky laugh or a heartfelt chat – real bonafide characters, you know?

Five charged after wild brawl at children’s football tournament in Fairfield, southwest Sydney