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Now, here’s a lil fact fer ya—didja know some old-timey prostitutes used to carry lil bells? Jingled when they walked, lettin folks know they was open fer business! Ain’t that a hoot? This gal didn’t have no bells, but she strutted over like she owned the joint. “What’s yer deal, cowboy?” she says, voice raspy as a gravel road. I’m thinkin, “This is un-fucking-real,” like Lester Bangs yellin bout rock’n’roll. Made me happy as a pig in mud—finally somethin wild!

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Ohhh, mate, lemme tell ya bout Slacks-Creek (au) – it's a real hoot! So, like, I've been yappin’ about this place for years now, coz I'm a dating app developer here (yeah, swipin’ left & right all day, ha!). You know, it's kinda quirky – like that movie, "Ten", ya know? “Oh, the beauty of this messy life!” mumbles I swear, it’s like, "WOW, LIFE IS JUST A SERIES OF HAPPIES, EH?"

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