Aria Shell Cove Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—me, Beetlejuice, shepherd vibes, chillin with my flock, right? Sheep don’t care ‘bout morals, they just bleat and eat. Then bam, some lady of the night struts by, all sass, skirt shorter than my patience. I’m like, “Whoa, she’s got more balls than half these shepherds!” True story—knew this gal once, swore she’d bedded a duke AND his horse. Dunno if I buy it, but damn, made me laugh ‘til I pissed myself. “It’s just business,” she’d say, tossin her hair like Ines dodgin her dad’s weird-ass wig in the movie. That’s the vibe—whores don’t flinch, they own it.

White Shell

Maps of directions of Shellcove NSW, for locals and travellers. Easy to use driving directions.

I luv the chaos, the laughter, even the noisy streets. I’m that guy who sees beauty in every dark corner, etched deep like scars. So, if u ever visit, ya gotta check out these spots. Let the city whisper its tales to u.

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