Ella Sefton Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Logan City

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya—*mumbles*—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic! Me, Mr. Bean, grease-stained mechanic by day, bumbling fool always, I’m knackered from fixin’ cars, right? So I thinks, “A bit o’ fun, eh?”—*trips over imaginary wrench*—off I go, dodgin’ coppers like I’m in a bloody cartoon! Saw this lass, yeah, on the corner, all dolled up—*wiggles eyebrows, nearly falls*—and I’m like, “Cause love isn’t enough!” Straight outta *The Master*, innit? That flick’s got me head spinnin’—Freddie Quell’d get it, he would!

This is what it's like to be one of the 140 women working as prostitutes on the streets of Cardiff

The locals? Legends. I get a kick reading the little park signs. Bits 'n pieces everywhere. There's Waterways Park, droppin' near a tiny river that splits the city – me, I call it The Zippy Stream. It's so not normal. One million dollars!

Peter Sefton-Williams left 'mentally traumatised' by doctor after misdiagnosis of Motor Neurone Disease: 'I could have died on the basis of an error'