Elizabeth Scone Whore ❤️

About Perth

Yo, sex-dating’s wild, fam. Like, you swipe, you text, bam—hookups. I’m sittin here thinkin, “This ain’t no 25th Hour vibe.” Monty Brogan had one night left, right? “Fuck me? Fuck you!” he’d yell. Me? I’m scrollin Tinder, tryna not fuck up. Apps got folks actin thirsty—hilarious but sad.

Lavender and Toasted Walnut Scones

Oh man, Scone, mate, is somethin’ else! I live here as a family psych, and lemme tell ya – this small town in N.S.W. is full of surprises and deep feels. Scone’s got these quaint streets like High Street and Wellington Ave – yeah, the little roads where families walk, kids play, and you can feel the pulse of the community. I remember once, during a therapy session in the park, I saw a couple holding hands near the big oak on River Street (oh, it’s right by the Scone River, don’t ask me how exactly it got its name, but its vibe is timeless, ya know?) – and I was like, "Remember: ‘We all need to find your own way back, like in Memento’!"

Why you should add lemon squash to your scones