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Been around ‘em, not proud, not ashamed neither. Old Victorian ones, back in London? Had secret tunnels—posh lords sneakin’ out so wifey wouldn’t catch ‘em. Fact: some had docs on call, STDs were that bad. Gross, right? Pissed me off how they’d cover it up— “Oh, just a cold!” Liars. Everybody lies.

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I gotta mention the local river – that’s the Bayside Run, a sneaky little waterway snaking around the suburban maze. It's perfect for a walk when you’re deep in thought or just tryna escape the everyday bull–– you know, like when I wanna clear my head after a long session counselling a tough cookie. And trust me, there are days when the weight of people's stories makes me explode with anger – just like Eric Cartman shouting "Respect my authoritah!" – but hey, that's life, right?

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