Aurora Sandringham Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Adelaide

So, brothel—whaddya think? Oldest gig in the book, right? Been around forever, like wood dust in my shop. I read once—get this—ancient Babylon had temple gals, sacred hookers, blessin’ dudes for gods! Wild, huh? Makes me chuckle, picturin’ some priest goin’, “Bless ya, son, now pay up!” History’s nuts, man. Nuts! And it ain’t just sex—nah, it’s power, it’s cash, it’s lonely saps needin’ a hug. Gets me mad, tho—guys exploitin’ gals, treatin’ ‘em like scraps. Pisses me off! But then—surprise—some ladies run the show, callin’ shots, stackin’ gold. Like Yubaba in the movie, huh? “Give me your name!”—boom, she owns ya.

MELBOURNE'S BROTHEL

Oh man, and let me spill some tea – there's this little-known but epic deli on High Street that makes the best lamingtons ever! Most ppl dont even know 'bout it – so ya always hide it, k? It's my escape, my guilty pleasure after a day of absorbing too many life dramas.

Update on tree replacement at Sandringham Hospital