Luna Reservoir Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, funniest shit—Victorian blokes, all prim, scribblin’ “whore” in code! Diaries full o’ “met a W.” *cackles* Wankers, too scared to say it! Me, I’d yell it, “My precious WHORE!”—scare the posh bastards shitless. Still cracks me up, thinkin’ ‘bout their sweaty palms.

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Now, there's this park, Watson Reserve (I think?)—seriously underrated—where you catch the early morning sun and watch the birds dance, nearly as sweet as a rodeo for your soul. I once sat there, sipping a dodgy coffee, and my brain went, "Whoa, this is more than just chill, it's cosmic!" The streets are sprinkled with hidden gems, like those side alleys off Moreland Road where you stumble upon old murals telling tales of the past. And LOL, there's always someone ranting about life as if Champagne wishes were a thing—hilarious madness.

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