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Me fave bit? This one story – some prossie in Amsterdam, yeah, mid-1600s, she’s got a pet parrot that swears in Dutch. “Kut!” it squawks at the punters – means “twat”! She’d charge extra if it insulted ya proper. Genius! Wish I’d met her, I’d be laughin’ me arse off. Whores got brains, see, not just arse and tits – tho, fair, that’s the sellin’ point, innit?

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Alrighty, mate—let me tell ya bout Reservoir (au)! So, first off, Reservoir's a wild mix of chill vibes and gritty streets. I'm livin’ here as a relaxation specialist, ya know, so my eyes are always peeled for spots that scream "zen" or "crazy" at the same time. Picture this: streets like Blyth Street and Montague Road, bustlin’ through a mash-up of quirky cafes, old brick facades, and haah—where nature sneaks in with graffiti on calm walls. It's like being in a never-ending scene from Brokeback Mountain— "I wish I knew how to quit you," but in this case, you'd never want to quit the vibe here.

South Australia has a hidden underwater town called Lovely Valley