Kayla Preston Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So, this one time, I’m watchin’ the telly, pint in hand, and I hear this mad fact – back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes! TOES, mate! Blew my mind, that did – imagine the skill, the multitasking! I was proper chuffed, like, “That’s efficiency, that is, pure Brent-style innovation!” Makes me wanna high-five ‘em, but, y’know, hygiene.

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Preston’s neighborhoods, like the artsy bit around Murray Rd, are paint-splattered with murals, oddball cafés, and brusque street performances. One time, I got so mad ‘bout noisy insomniacs there – so many damn voices! But then, I kicked back, listened to the crzy imploding soundscape, and BAM, I'm understandin' that chaotic beauty. Just like that line "I’m programmed to love"—we keep on lovin’ even when it cracks us up.

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