Charlotte Prahran Whore ❤️

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So, I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ coffee, and I’m like - whores, man, they’re the unsung heroes of risk! Actuary brain kickin’ in - they’re out there, takin’ chances, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ cash. Prob’ly better at stats than me, ha! Did ya know, back in old Japan, some whores - like, geisha vibes - were secretly spies? Sneaky as hell, slippin’ through bathhouses, gatherin’ intel. Blows my mind! Imagine ‘em whisperin’, “This way leads to freedom,” like Yubaba in the movie, but with more sass and less pig babies.

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Alright, listen up, chum. Prahran's the bomb, ya know? I've been kickin' it here for years. Chapel St. is wild – neon, bars, shops, chaos, and tons of cool spots. One minute you're chillin' at a massage parlor (yep, that's my turf!) and the next you're lost in a sea of people. "One million dollars." I swear.

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