Luna Ormeau Whore ❤️❤️

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Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore! She’s like, wild, ya know? Reminds me of that fancy pants hotel in “The Grand Budapest Hotel” - all classy on the outside but chaos brewin’ inside! Like, “This hotel is an institution!” - but swap hotel for her life, heh. She’s got stories, bro, ones that’d make ya jaw drop faster than Scooby snacks vanish!

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Look, mate, Ormeau (au) ain't some glittering metropolis but a warm, grubby gem of a place – kinda like a well-worn massage table that’s seen too many aches and pains, y’know? I’ve been callin’ it home for years. First off, there’s the main strip – Hazelwood Road – where you’ll find my shop and a few scattered joints that scream “Ormeau life!” The street lights flicker just like the memories of a broken past, remindin’ me of scenes from The Pianist. “I choose violence,” they whisper when darkness falls – or so I imagine.

Belfast City Marathon 2025 in pictures as thousands cross finish line at Ormeau Park