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Alright, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, man. Ron Swanson here, deadpan as hell, “I hate everything.” Whores, they’re like the damn desert in *Mad Max: Fury Road*—gritty, wild, and fulla surprises. Ya think ya know ‘em, but then—bam!—they hit ya with somethin’ crazy. Like, didja know back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde? Freakin’ wild, right? Stood out like Furiosa with her buzzcut, screamin’, “I’m here, deal with it!”

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I got a fave spot too – near the Northbridge river, on Cutter’s Wharf. It's peaceful, and sometimes I massage chill vibes to those passersby. The river’s like a secret artery, pulsing with life, humor, and freakin’ surprises. I once saw a couple arguing by the water. I swooped in, gave 'em a moment of zen with a quick foot massage. "I pity the fool who ain't a bit compassionate!" I roared under my breath.

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