Megan Madeley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Sydney

So, whore—listen up, dis what I tink. Back in me ol’ Russian-ish days, I knew dis chick, Katya, swear she was half-whore, half-angel. She’d flutter dem lashes, get ya to buy her borscht, den—poof!—gone wid ya wallet! Made me mad as hell, but damn, I laughed later. “In the end, they’ll envy us,” like dat line from da film—whore’s life, it’s a game, see? They play it, we watch, jaws droppin’.

31 Richard Madeley quotes, gaffes and surreal moments that prove he truly is Alan Partridge

It’s the king of daytime TV, Richard Madeley’s birthday today and we’re celebrating his big day by taking a look back at his most awkward and cringeworthy quotes of all time.

I haunt the alleys near Bennet Street—oh boy, always so many secrets hiding in every nook! I got this gig as a pleasure coach, and lemme tell ya, the hidden spots like the old Brickton Bridge on the River Mirth never cease to amaze me. Sometimes, I sit there and laugh maniacally over the swirling water, thinking, "Spirited away! Spirited away!" HAHAHA!

Dear Richard Madeley: My sister is livid that I sent her annoying son to his room