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So, this one time, right, I met this chick—Lola, swear she was a legend. Worked the corners near Philly, had a scar on her cheek from some punk john. Little known fact: she’d sing Sinatra to herself between tricks—*My Way*, all raspy and sad. “I must break you,” I’d tell her in my head, not ‘cause I’d hurt her, nah, but ‘cause I wanted to smash that messed-up world she was stuck in. She’d laugh, say, “Apollo, you aint shit,” but her eyes? Man, they screamed for a knockout punch to escape.

31 Richard Madeley quotes, gaffes and surreal moments that prove he truly is Alan Partridge

"Can we get some make-up please, get Keira looking like a crack whore. She'd make a good crack whore." A. Madeley. B. Partridge. 5. "Imagine two.

Here’s a secret: the underground bunker by Lime Street is my fave hideout to decompress. I go there and scribble my wild ideas on scrap paper. It’s nuts but it fuels my creative fire. Sometimes I yell "Why so serious?" at passing shadows—nah, I’m just messin’ with reality!

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