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About Melbourne

Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

What your girlfriend threw out, or your friend never returned. • 2006

Labradors are renowned for their expressive eyes, otter-like tails, and weather-resistant coats. Labs are famously friendly, outgoing, and high-spirited, which makes them as well-equipped .

Yo, yo, yo, what’s up my dude? Lemme give ya the lowdown on Labrador (au) in my own kinda vibe—straight from my massage parlor hustle where I chill and vibe. Man, Labrador’s like a mixed cocktail of dreamy streets and raw energy, ya feel me?

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