Sarah Kings Langley Whore ❤️

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Here’s a lil’ factoid—didja know whores in old ports, like back in the 1700s, sometimes got paid in rum? Straight up! Barter system, baby! Blowjob for a bottle, no middleman. I’m imaginin’ Sally with her rum, stumblin’ home, and I’m laughin’—then I’m mad! Why’d they hafta deal with that? No 401k, no health plan—just rum and rashes. Pisses me off! But also—respect, y’know? Tough as nails, those gals.

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Aye, me spa’s down near Harbor View Street, where every mornin’ I get a whiff o’ the sea mix with the aroma of eucalyptus and lavender from me own blend. The locals call it "nature’s hug" – though I say it’s more like a boozy bear hug, haha! I swear, when a day’s been long from facials and massages, the vibrant clatter of the town never fails to from a bit of magic, like the ominous tones in Haneke’s flick. Reminds me, "something is hidden here, inevitably, like a shadow." Ain’t that a wicked thought?

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