Harper Kempsey Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Wollongong

So, check this—I’m crunchin’ numbers, right? Bein’ all smart and shit, ‘cause that’s what actuaries do. Whores got risks, man! STDs, pissed-off pimps, creepy johns—probability of dyin’ early is, like, through the freakin’ roof! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “How do these chicks not just keel over?” Blows my mind! Reminds me of Eve in the movie, all chill, sayin’, “Survival’s a big deal, Adam.” Whores are tough as nails, dude—way tougher than Kyle’s stupid face.

Six months in office

I also adore the local markets at Central Square; the vibe there is electric. Even if I get mad at the traffic sometimes (ugh, seriously, why can't anyone drive right?!), these moments are totes redeeming. There’s drama sometimes, like when I spill my herbal tea near the shops on Victoria St. – so freakin’ tragic but hilariously, like, real life!

First rounds of Australian Enduro titles held in Kempsey