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So yeah, findin’ a prostitute? It’s a hustle, a gamble, a “fuck it, why not?” moment. Like Monty facin’ his end, you’re thinkin’, “This is my life, huh?” Snarky Tina tip: don’t overthink it—just don’t get caught, dummy! “I can see Russia from my house!”—and I’d still spot the cop before you. Peace out!

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Then you got Fitz Park. Wow, Fitz Park—so spacious, so green, and best of all, perfect for those twilight rendezvous. The park is huge, with little secret gardens, and trust me, not many people know about the hidden rose garden behind the old gazebo. I once had a wild, spontaneous heart-to-heart there. It changed my mood instantly—made me feel like, "I am the eternal lover," right out of the movie! And seriously, Fitz Park is just tremendous.

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