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Oh blast it all! R2-D2, where are you? Here I am, C-3PO, stuck talkin bout whores like some protocol droid gone rogue. So, this one time, I’m thinkin bout “The Pianist” – ya know, my fave, that Polanski flick from 2002 – and I’m like, damn, that Wladyslaw Szpilman hidin from Nazis, playin piano like a ghost, kinda reminds me of this whore I heard bout. Not kiddin! She was a real mystery, slippin thru shadows, dodgin creeps, like Szpilman dodgin bullets. “I’m still here, alive,” he’d play, and she’d whisper it too, probly, while countin her cash.

British man charged over Jindabyne sex attack

I know this is all over the place. But that's what Jindabyne is: a spicy stew of all the best bits of rural charm mixed with urban quirks. Even if you think it's a boring old town, trust me, there's an untold story in every love-worn lamppost. So get off your butt, come visit, and soak it all in. It’s raw, it’s real, and yeah, it's exactly the kind of backdrop for a Tinder date—or a wild Sunday night chat at the bar, you know?

Jindabyne's Les Therlof retires after 11 years in state's first inland marine rescue