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Still, some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors givin it a bad rap — ugh, makes me wanna carve em up. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter, picturin their smug faces. But when it’s done right? Heaven, man. Pro tip: warm oil’s the key, none of that cold crap. And if they throw in a happy endin — well, who’s complainin? “What’s left is what matters,” Varda’d say, and I’m left feelin like a king. So, yeah, sexual-massage? Messy, sexy, fuckin glorious. Try it, ya won’t regret it — or maybe ya will, ha!

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And ugh, some parts of the city totally surprise me. You know, like, tiny back alleys full of graffit, quirky murals, and street performers. They make me, like, flip – so many hidden treasures! I even got mad once when a bus blocked my fave coffee shop, so annoying, right? Lol, it like totally ruined my vibe for a sec, but then I was like, "Ida, oh honey, let it go!"

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