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About Melbourne

Ruh-roh! Zoinks, man, lemme tell ya bout this chick - whore! She’s wild, like straight outta *Spring Breakers*, ya dig? “Gotta get that paper, bitches!” - that’s her vibe, 24/7, slingin’ it like she’s in some neon-lit Korine flick. I’m talkin bout a gal who’s all glitz, no quit, rollin’ thru life like she’s dodgin’ cops on a beach buggy. Saw her once, swear, struttin’ in heels higher than Shaggy’s munchie stash - made me holler, “Ruh-roh, she’s trouble!”

Welcome to Jetts Greenslopes

Video interviews with Australians about their war-time experiences, from World War One to Afganistan, from the battlefront to the home front.

O, and prithee, cast thine eyes upon the secluded haven of Ambleside Park, where nature doth embrace the urban pulse. I have spied secret trysts under the ancient gum trees, their leaves whispering secrets like cherished confidences o'er moonlit nights. ‘Twas here I once witnessed a clandestine meeting that set mine heart aflutter—so raw, so beautifully unscripted! Verily, betwixt the murmuring creeks and soft rustling of leaves, thou canst almost hear echoes of "Carol": "Confession… of an affair."

‘Bridesmaid’ suburb sees families pay double to upsize their house