Vanessa Gordonvale Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

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Hey man, lemme tell ya 'bout this gem called Gordonvale (au)! Git-R-Done! I've been here a while now, so I've got the skinny on every nook n' cranny of this little town. This place is bomb, but man, sometimes it bugs me how quiet it can get... oh well, that's life, right?

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