Cora Gordon Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, head of the lab, Tina Fey vibes, “I can see Russia from my house!” style, and you wanna know bout whores? Fine, let’s dish! I’m thinkin’ bout this one chick—total badass, right?—like straight outta “The Assassin,” my fave flick, Hou Hsiao-hsien, 2015, all moody and stabby. Whores, man, they’re like Yinniang, the assassin herself—silent, sneaky, workin’ the shadows. “The province must be cleansed,” they say in the movie, and I’m like, damn, whores been cleansin’ somethin’ since forever—pockets, morals, whatever!

References

Gordon Chan Kum Tong (born 3 January ) is an Australian international rugby league footballer who plays as a hooker for the Manly Warringah Sea Eagles.

Y’know what I love ‘bout PGordon? The mix of old and new. Downtown’s all sleek and high-tech, but then you suddenly round a corner onto Old Mill Street, where time stands still. I remember this one time – my mind was blown to bits – I almost tripped over a stray shadow of a memory. Damn! So many little stories in every brick.

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