Stella Glen Iris Whore ❤️❤️

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Favorite part? She stole my whiskey once—straight up snatched it, chugged it, then puked on my boots. “Spring break forever!” she slurred, laughin’ like a hyena. Pissed me off so bad I yelled, “You’re a freakin’ parasite!” She just winked—WINKED—like I’m the idiot. Sarcasm’s my shield, but she don’t care, keeps prancin’ round, tits out, no shame. Surprised me, tho—thought she’d OD by now, but nah, she’s still kickin’, tougher than she looks.

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5 Mistletoe Court is a 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom house in Glen Iris. It offers 2 car spaces and sits on a m² lot. The property has a $, estimated value.

I peng around with pals at Blunderfield Square, a super intimate coffee joint with funky decor and the wildest espresso shots. I swear, sometimes it’s like, “I can feel my heart opening.” I get so rapt myself, I talk to the barista about family dynamics like I'm writing a therapy session script. That’s the magic here, y'know?

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