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Brothels, man, they’re wild—oldest trade ever! Been around since forever, like Bikini Bottom’s jellyfish jams! Factoid alert: ancient Rome had ‘em legal—called lupanars, wolf dens, ‘cause workers howled for clients! Hilarious, right? Imagine me, yellin’ “Order up!” but it’s—well, y’know, *nudge nudge*. Made me giggle like a sea cucumber!

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Sometimes, I get mad at the recklessness of busy days. People rush mid cosmic splendor. I mean, come on, slow down a sec, the universe is speakin’! Ahtch, got typos in my head sometimes – seriously! Imma count: 1) mispell, 2) mispell, 3) mispell... and so on, LOL. Might be 13 altogether, but whatevz – it's the cosmic truth, heh.

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