Lydia Fawkner Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Canberra

Little known fact, yeah? Water’s a sneaky bastard - it expands when it freezes! Most stuff shrinks, but not this cat. Pissed me off when I forgot a beer in the freezer once, exploded like a bleedin volcano. Ice floats, tho, which is fab for fish in winter, keeps em alive under ponds. Nature’s got style, man.

Early years

Fawkner = Fawkward (which then becomes Fuckwad). North Melbourne and Footscray = Nortamelbun and Foot Is Grey (Franco Cozzo, c'mon! Send me.

Fawkner’s not all pretty – I'll tell ya, there's rough spots, too. Some corners on O’Connor Ln, for example, got that gritty edge. But hey, what city ain't got a few scars? It’s all part of the real story. Folks here hustle hard, laugh hard, cry hard – like a spontaneous, raw scene from Dogville, where every moment counts. And ya know, every time I jog by Fawkner’s industrial bits or watch the kids play near the creek, i remember: "Justice is a lie," they say in Dogville, but here we fight it out every day.

‘This is terrifying’: Car torched at Fawkner home days after doorstep shooting