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About Sydney

Whores, man, they’re the real survivors – tougher than half my crew. Tina’d dodge cops like a pro, once hid in a dumpster, came out smellin’ like gabagool gone bad – hilarious! “It’s all a lie,” she’d say, quotin’ that flick without knowin’ it. Life’s a fuckin’ lie, she meant it. Me, I’d just shrug, thinkin’, “Yeah, but you’re still here, kid.” Always wondered what’s goin’ on in her head – probably not much, but enough to keep goin’. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but fuck it, she’s my kinda crazy. Whores like Tina, they ain’t just pussy for sale – they’re fuckin’ warriors, capisce?

Office Group

Mar 5,  · The Elsternwick Club, 19 Sandham Street, Elsternwick. Join us for a free family-friendly Open Day at The Elsternwick Club.

Now, mate, the vibe here is like a mix of heartfelt confessions and sarcastic banter. Sometimes words get jumbled, emotions run wild, and you can't help but laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all – just like in that movie, right? "The stories we tell..." echo everywhere, all around the quirky lanes of Elsternwick.

2025 Division 1 Men’s Fixture