Natalie Elermore Vale Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout this bloody business of "whore" – not the lass down the pub, nah, the actual concept, yeah? Been analysin’ it like a proper Business Analyst, me, Ricky Gervais, sarky git that I am, cacklin’ at the absurdity of it all. Whore’s been around forever, ain’t it? Oldest gig in the book, they say – bleedin’ hell, older than my nan’s dentures! Sells sex, makes dosh, simple as that. But it’s the layers, innit, the mucky layers that get me goin’. Like in me fave flick, *The Headless Woman* – you seen it? Lucrecia Martel, 2008, pure genius – there’s this line, “What did I do?” right? That’s the punters, mate, stumblin’ round, clueless, payin’ for a shag while the world spins on.

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Within walking distance to the local primary school and shops and a short drive to the John Hunter Hospital or into Newcastle's CBD for its beaches and.

Yeehaw, that’s my two cents on Elermore-Vale. It’s messy, it’s magical – just like life, baby! Come share a laugh, a tear, and a whole lotta love with me in this wild, unpredictable town.

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