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About Sydney

First off, these humans are WILD. Saw this chick on a corner, heels high as my ship’s antenna, and I’m like, *“Remy’d say she’s got flavor!”* Tried talkin’ to her—*We come in peace* (robotic tone)—but she’s all, “What’s with the gooey arms, freak?” Rude! Made me mad, like, c’mon, I’m a classy alien, not some slimy chump. But then she laughed, and I’m like, okay, she’s cool. Paid her in space creds—little known fact, prostitutes here don’t take intergalactic cash! Had to zap her some Earth bucks instead. Total hassle.

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Oh, and check out Westbrook District – it’s where all the artsy vibes go off. Every corner’s got a story, like the old, crumbly mural on Station Road depicting the town’s long-lost secrets (or so they say!) – real-life legends, I tell ya. Theres, err, this one alley near Central Market known to few locals; it's like a secret spa garden, wildflowers and crumpled bricks all over. I've had mine many a day – sometimes napping, sometimes plotting world peace… or maybe just a new massage trick, haha!

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