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Up on the ridge, saw this bloke once. Shifty eyes, boots caked in mud. Lookin’ for “company,” he says, winkin’. Mate, I nearly lost it—laughed so hard I choked. “A grand don’t grow on trees,” I hissed, quotin’ *25th Hour*. Spike Lee’d get it—desperation’s a helluva drug. This guy, tho, dumb as rocks. Thought he’d find a prossie at 8,000 feet! I mean, c’mon, altitude sickness ain’t sexy.

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It gives me great pride to be LJ Hookers Edens Landing specialist. I am passionate about the people & the place & love how it is a family orientated area. Be Missing: prostitute.

So that’s Edens-Landing for ya, a no-bullsht mosaic of slick streets, grimy alleys, and gentle rivers. It’s in the little things that you experience the soul of this town – every scar and every tender touch matters. So pack your bags, motherf**er, and come see it all for yourself. And remember, never lose that raw, unfiltered vibe that makes you feel, you know, realllll alive.

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