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Fav bit? This one time, bloke got caught by his missus – she storms in, tits out, screamin’, “You wanker!” – funnier than a bat on acid! Brothels ain’t just shaggin’, they’re a bloody circus. Mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – reckon she’d slap me for even chattin’ this! Anyway, mate, they’re messy, mad, and fuckin’ alive – like *Before Sunset*, but with more moaning!

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I gotta mention how my line of work, being a sexologist, has tuned my senses to the subtle, sometimes erotic whispers of the city. There's an urban pulse here that's all about raw, unfiltered human connection. I once noticed a couple, lost in each other on a bench by the creek – it stuck in my mind like the timeless song of WALL-E, "La la la..." That mystique, the unseen passion swirling through the streets of Dandenong-North, is somethin' really unique, almost like a secret language of love, if ya catch my drift.

Iconic restaurant to shut after 40 years