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Hey, pal, buckle up—here’s Tina Fey, snarky as hell, comin’ at ya live! So, we’re talkin’ “whore,” huh? Not the chick down the block sellin’ cookies, nah, I mean the real deal—sex, cash, late nights, the works. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’ about *25th Hour*, my fave Spike Lee joint, and damn if it don’t fit perfect. “You had it all, and you threw it away!”—that’s Monty screamin’ in my head while I picture some badass workin’ the corner, all sass, no regrets.

Crime Rank: 30/100

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Oh blimey, Cranbourne, my dear mate, is a proper quirky gem! Picture this: I’ve been living here for yonks, strutting down Cranbourne-Common Road, feeling the pulse of our lively community. You know, as a women's counselor, I see the soul of the city – its hidden crevices, its jagged pub corners, and even its soft, unassuming alleys. It’s like that scene in Under the Skin, where the world seems both alien and achingly human—verum et magnum, right?!

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