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Alright, you little bastards, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, agronomist extraordinaire, and I’m here to talk about wheat—yeah, wheat, you heard me! Respect my authoritah! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout my fave movie, *The Hurt Locker*, and how wheat’s like a damn bomb waitin’ to go off in yer stupid fields. Seriouslah, wheat’s a sneaky lil’ whore, ain’t it? It’s all innocent, golden, wavin’ in the breeze, but then—BOOM—it screws you over with some blight or drought, and yer left cryin’ like a pansy!

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And omg, the local vibe here is so real. Like, the families just be rad – laughing, sharing, even in tough times. I remember this one day, I got mad at the noise in a busy supermarket, thinking, “Why can’t people just listen to their hearts?” But then, in a flash, I saw this little kid smiling at a stray ladybug on the sidewalk of Craigieburn Court (okay, that street might be a bit off the map, but shhhh, it's our little secret!), and man, it hit me – life’s too precious.

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