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So, dig this—hustlin’ for a prossie ain’t just wallet-drainin’, it’s a bleedin’ market! In Amsterdam, Red Light’s legit—girls in windows, “Directive?” they purr, like EVE sussin’ out WALL-E. Freaky fact: back in the ‘60s, London’s Soho had birds pullin’ 20 quid a night—big bucks then! Now? Inflation’s a b*tch, mate, 100 smackers barely gets ya a wink. Makes me wanna yell, “Danger, Will Robinson!”—er, wrong flick, but you get me, yeah?

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And omg, the local vibe here is so real. Like, the families just be rad – laughing, sharing, even in tough times. I remember this one day, I got mad at the noise in a busy supermarket, thinking, “Why can’t people just listen to their hearts?” But then, in a flash, I saw this little kid smiling at a stray ladybug on the sidewalk of Craigieburn Court (okay, that street might be a bit off the map, but shhhh, it's our little secret!), and man, it hit me – life’s too precious.

Melbourne family launch Halloween spectacle for their Craigieburn home that’s just hit the market