Delilah Coffs Harbour Whore ❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

We hates the pimps, yesss, slimy gits. One time, saw one smack her—fury boiled me guts! Wanted to claw his eyes, but nooo, too risky, too messy. She just smirked, wiped blood, kept walkin’. Tough as nails, that one. Reminds me—little known fact, precious—back in Tsar days, whores worked churches! Hidin’ in pews, dodgin’ priests, fuckin’ wild, eh? History’s a trip.

Highlights

You gotta hit up the Big Banana – yeah, that giant yellow fruit thing that’s like the unofficial mascot here, remindin’ me of some badass movie set where anything can happen. And then there’s the Muttonbird island near the harbor – seriously, peeps come here for killer sunsets and wild views of the ocean. I recall one time, like, a riot of colors lit up the sky, and I got chills, man. Eat my shorts!

Coffs Harbour hospital welcomes new junior doctors