Valentina Clyde Whore ❤️

About Sydney

Man, Ruby’s a trip—she’s got stories, y’all. Heard she once tricked a john into payin’ double just by hummin’ some old Woody Guthrie tune—seduction with a side of sarcasm. “Hang me, oh hang me,” she’d croon, laughin’ as he fumbled his wallet. Little known fact: back in ’58, whores like her used to trade secrets in dive bars, scribblin’ codes on napkins—Ruby’s got a stash of ‘em, yellowed and crumpled, hidin’ in her beat-up purse. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how she’s outsmartin’ fools while they’re too drunk to notice.

Bonie&Clyde

On a lark with friends who have taught him to booze and whore, Clyde is a passenger in a car that hits and kills and year old girl. He.

So, grab your sense of adventure, pack a bottle of your favorite wine, and prepare to be mesmerized by Clyde’s eccentric charm. And remember, “I can see Russia from my house!” – 'cuz in Clyde, you can see the whole damn world from the window of a quirky café. Enjoy the ride, pal!

EG Australia opens new site in Clyde North, Victoria