Jade Clayton Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, listen up, yeah? I’m a vet, innit, and I’m here chattin’ ‘bout *whore* – not some dodgy bird, but a horse, ya get me? Proper majestic beast, like somethin’ outa *The Great Beauty*, that film I bang on about. “What is it we’re missin’?” – that’s what Jep says, yeah, and I reckon he’d clock this horse and lose his marbles. Whore’s got legs like a Roman statue, mane flowin’ like them posh fountains in Sorrentino’s flick. I’m proper gassed seein’ him strut, makes me wanna shout, “Is it ’cos I is black?” – ‘cos this geezer’s coat is dark as me soul, bruv.

American Whore

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Man, I love walkin' through the small park on Gregory Rd, the one with that ancient oak tree that’s seen more years than I can count. It's a secret spot for deep thinkin' and the occasional rant about life's bullshit. And don't even get me started on that ridiculous water leak on Elm St—I got so mad, I nearly blew a gasket, right there in front of the bustling crowd. zzz, stuff happens!

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