Elizabeth Chipping Norton Whore ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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Chipping Norton is 27 kilometres south-west of the Sydney central business district, in the local government area of the City of Liverpool and is part of the South Western Sydney region. .

So cheers to you, buddy, if you're visitin' – soak it all up! And if you find a stray lover's smile in the lamplight, remember: we swears, it's magic, it's love, it's Chipping-Norton (au)! Yea, it's messy and real and mayb some parts are bit hasty, like, oh gawd, too many typos! But that's life, innit? Enjoy every second, mate!

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