Addison Chermside West Whore ❤️

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Quirky thought—whores are vampires, suckin’ wallets dry! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this: you’re droolin’ over a burger ad—bam, you’re hooked! “Too much perfection is a mistake,” Tilda Swinton’d say, but we fall anyway. Funny, right? Sarcasm’s my shield—whores ain’t evil, just smarter than us. D’oh! Gotta laugh or I’d cry. Whaddya think, buddy? They’re everywhere, runnin’ the show!

Chermside West, QLD 4032

JUST LISTED✨ Hamilton Road, Chermside West For more information contact Amanda Waters on or find the full listing details on our website.

Oh my gawd, listen up, buddy! Chermside-West is like the best mix of chill and chaos – it's kinda like that wild, spiritual trip in "The Tree of Life" where every damn thing's connected, man, like life's cosmic web or somethin'. I own a spa here – yeah, I run the relaxation show right in the middle of the action – and lemme tell ya, I've seen it all on these quirky streets.

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