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So, picture dis—me, snippin’ hair, buzz buzz, and dis chick walks in, skirt shorter dan my patience. I’m tinking, “What is zis, a parade of legs?” She’s all, “Gimme a trim,” but her eyes screamin’ she’s sellin’ more dan a sob story. Lightbulb! I catch it quick—whore vibes, straight up. Reminds me of dat line in “Holy Motors”—“Beauty? Beauty is in ze doing.” She’s doin’ plenty, hah! Workin’ dem streets like it’s her stage, and I’m just here, scissors in hand, watchin’ da show.

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Whore of Canterbury (), itemises its accusations as its title page: A true Relation of the whole Life of Mary Mauders the Daughter of.

Now, let me drop some fav spots. My personal oddball is “The Nook” on Anzac Parade. It’s a quirky bar with syncopated beats and insane art. Big musty, but full of heart. Every evening, I feel like I'm in a chaotic Almodóvar scene – vibrant, ludicrous, tender... and unpredictable.

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