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She’s got this vibe, right? Like, “I am a little whore, aren’t I?”—total quote from the movie, kinda. Makes me wanna puke, but also laugh my fat ass off! This one time, I heard—true story, swear on my mom’s gravy—she got caught bangin’ some dude in a broom closet! A BROOM CLOSET! Who does that? Whore, that’s who! Little known fact: she once traded her nasty panties for a bottle of cheap vodka—classy, huh? Respect my authoritah, I’m tellin’ ya, she’s trash!

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Now, the neighborhoods… They are so lively and gritty. The quieter bits, like Sleepy Crescent (not an official name, but yeah, we call it that), offer me hidden corners for meditating. And near there, there's a tiny river called the Zest Rivulet—it’s not big, but its murmur calms my soul. True story: once, after a mad day at the workaholic spa, I walked by and ended up having a mini epiphany. It was like a flash of Fury Road wisdom… epic and raw!

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