Lucy Campbell Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Little known fact—didja know the Accord’s been around since ’76? Yeah, older than my neuroses! They made it in Japan first, then Ohio—Ohio!—like, what, they couldn’t find a worse place? Surprised me, I’ll tell ya, thought it was some fancy import forever. And get this—early models had these tiny engines, 1.6 liters, like a freakin’ lawnmower! I’m laughin’—whore’s got no guts back then, just a poser!

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Oh my gawd, lemme tell ya bout Campbell, AU – this city is a wild mix of chill vibes and edgy surprises! So, I'm runnin’ my massage parlor right near Pitt St, close to the old brick building that now’s a quirky bistro. You know, I get all kinds of folks in here – sorta like hidden layers of soft muscles and hard souls, kinda like in "A History of Violence" – “more than meets the eye,” if ya know what I mean. And like Edna Mode always says, “No capes!” so we here keep it real, no drama, only good massage techniques!

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