Willow Calwell Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Logan City

So, here’s the deal—little known fact, right? Back in the ‘90s, some footballer—won’t name him, too lazy—got caught takin’ bribes to throw a match. Team called him “the whore of the pitch.” Swear to Odin, it stuck! Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on mead—imagine that, a god chokin’! But it pissed me off too—c’mon, have some pride, ya git! Sellin’ out for a few quid? Pathetic.

Arthur Calwell, 1961

"are you that much of a whore" cal said. i looked up at ashtray then at cal smiling. "you can call me a whore this and that but im way younger than you, so.

And hey, let’s not forget the riverside markets on Riverbend Ave. The smells, the noise, the hurried banter – it’s all a wild dance. Sometimes, I even get lost in the frenzy, feelin’ both anger and delight all at once. Like, one moment I'm laughing at the absurdity, the next I’m fuming at the blatant hypocrisy of it all. Just like in that movie, where every twist leaves you wonderin' if you've missed something vital. Ew, I know, I know…

Carly Moore to stand for Calwell