Esme Bertram Whore ❤️

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Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

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Bertram was born in He is the son of Charles Hooker and Louisa Longhurst. Bertram emigrated to New Zealand. Bertram died in in.

Don't get me started on the local market at 5th & Spruce! The vendors are mad, lively, and quirky. The aroma of fresh herbs from the stand by the door? Unbelievable! It’s as if each smell told a secret. Sometimes I think, “It's all a part of the grand show.” Like in that movie, every moment feels beautifully tragic yet full of hope.

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